Signs of a mediocre paddler...

You only run the lower half of Monster on the Cascade River, and the sneak route at that.



You also might be a mediocre paddler if you'd rather get pinned than get broken on Cheesegrater on the Middle Fork Nooksack.



Photos by Chris Tretwold

Or, maybe you're that bastard that ruins great shots by hanging out in the frame.



photo by Todd Gillman, TRL

If any of these moves sound familiar...